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If you're Irish or of Irish descent (read as: you have a blood relative you've actually hugged at some point in time that is at least half Irish)...  Happy St. Paddy's Day.

If you're not:  You don't need an excuse to drink Guinness.  It's there 7x24x365.  So's Jameson.

Everyone:  The first sumbitch that brings food coloring near MY beer gets it.

(h/t: Lex)