"I Pledge..."

... to fight asshats who make videos like this and force them upon unsuspecting and susceptible schoolchildren tooth and frickin' NAIL.

So... if you watched this abomination all the way to the end, you'll note the vid ends by asking "What's YOUR pledge?"  Well, ya got mine.  Now GET OFF MY FRICKIN' LAWN!

(h/t: the rarely quoted... in these parts... bomb-throwing Michelle Malkin.  But she's right on this one.  RTWT.)